Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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