handjob tips. give me some.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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