Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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