And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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