is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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