fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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