OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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