Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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