Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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