Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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