What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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