so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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