I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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