I molested 6 butterflies tonight
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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