Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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