Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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