i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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