I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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