Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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