Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
false alarm. still invincible.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
