Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the day after is always just damage control
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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