just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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