I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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