I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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