that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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