Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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