The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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