I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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