I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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