your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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