office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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