But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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