i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Semen is not good for contacts.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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