All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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