oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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