So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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