no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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