I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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