chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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