Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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