Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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