so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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