but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Did I show you my penis last night?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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