IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you have to choose: penises or morals?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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