we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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