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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control

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• (212): View more from New York

  He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  this weekend will be like the season finale to my life

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• (925): View more from California

  He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet

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  It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian

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