wakey wakey hands off snakey
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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