he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just want to make out with him forever
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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