yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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