$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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