school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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