Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
