I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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